BREAKING: Hot Dogs are Gross

Man. Here are the things that people have complained to the USDA were in their hot dogs:

small piece of glass
bone fragments
piece of an eyeball
piece of metal
“something green”
rat leg
“someone has ejaculated in these hot dogs”
rubber glove
lock washer
“winged insect that resembled a dragonfly inside the package of hot dogs”

Even with 20 billion dogs made in a year, that’s gross.


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I write. About baseball, mostly, but also about the anthropology of sports, travel, cooking and sometimes music. But yeah, baseball mostly.
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